The Velvet Brow

November 9, 2010

Rambo’s Red Rocket

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November 2, 2010

(via fuckyeah4chan)

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November 1, 2010

Deutschland Super Phallus

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November 1, 2010

Coming Soon To A Theater Near You:

Friday the 13th: Jason Visits Starbuck’s

In this feature length film, our friend AND foe, Jason Voorhees takes Starbuck’s by force (of his Starbuck’s gift card his Auntie Ayn sent him for his birthday). Jason orders his usual winter seasonal drink: A hot, tall, skinny, upside-down caramel macchiato with whip. Jason is being a real dick today; nothing pleases him. The barista sets his drink on the counter as he calls, “Jason!?” Jason not happy, though. At this moment, he draws his blade and slashes the cup, leaving nothing but a puddle of delicious, but wasted, glory juice. The baristas are annoyed with Jason’s lack of patience, but proceed to remake his drink. The former event occurs a second time! And then a third! Whose patience will last longer: Jason’s or the employees’?

And…

Answer: Jason doesn’t fucking care!

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October 31, 2010

Coming Soon To A Theater Near You:

“Friday the 13th Part XIII: Friday the 13th: In Anticipation of the 14th (Which Happens to be Valentine’s Day)” OR “Can I Get a Date with a Face Like This?”

Here’s a still from the scene entitled “What the Fuck Happened to My Hand? It Looks Like There’s A Finger Missing, But I Still Count Five.”